16 4 / 2014

Anonymous asked: But like Spanish is a language but it's not a nationality like they speak Spanish in Mexico and Port o' Rico and stuff but it's not like theres a place called Spania full of Spanish *people*

shavingryansprivates:

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Please be joking

port o’ rico

16 4 / 2014

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You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

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-Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

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Whatttt the fuck

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16 4 / 2014

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16 4 / 2014

yolandaash:

…. but it includes “meet and greet” passes, and I am kinda freaking out about interacting with Rob Thomas.

To quote adarraliselleI don’t know if I can commit to that level of social interaction. “Hello, I liked those songs you did in the 90’s. I will now stand and be awkward.” WHAT WOULD I EVEN WEAR.”

Which eloquently states my feelings.

So I need advice tumblr, do I go? If so what do I do?

I just feel a wave of impending awkwardness when I think about going.

16 4 / 2014

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

apineappleincident:

try this, it eliminates the blue light that suppresses melatonin. Looks weird at first, but if you go all the way to “Candle” and then back to “Halogen” it looks more normal

this is the most important thing i will ever have on my computer oh my god

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16 4 / 2014

"I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon."

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

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16 4 / 2014

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

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16 4 / 2014

the-one-blog-to-rule-them-all:

i think it would be neat if netflix doubled as a dating site like “here are 9 other singles in your area that watched supernatural for 12 straight hours”

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16 4 / 2014

hawkeyesex:

Welcome one and all to the Brodown. A competition that pits Russian Spy against Russian Spy against … dude with awesome wings, I forget what his military position is … in the quest to become CAPTAIN AMERICA’S BEST BRO.

The challengers are:

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 Natasha Romanoff a.k.a. Black Widow a.k.a A Crap Ton of other Aliases

Strengths: Sass. Girl Power. Probs reminds him of Peggy and shit. Could fucking kill her competitors in four seconds if we allowed that sort of thing.

Weaknesses: No.

History in Competition: Once stole the SATs together. 

Special Skills: Finding a hair straightener literally anywhere.

Strategy: Get Steve laid.

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Sam Wilson a.k.a. Falcon

Strengths: Will do anything Cap says. No, like, anything. Like at all.

Weaknesses: Will do anything Cap says. No, like, anything. Like at all.

History in Competition: Steve was on his left.

Special Skills: Owns a hair straightener even though his hair’s really short so you know he got game.

Strategy: Bond over losing a bro in war.

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James Buchanan “Bucky” Barnes a.k.a. The Winter Soldier

Strengths: Was the Bro Steve lost in war — take that! Really pretty eyes.

Weaknesses: Really bad at eyeliner. Wants to kill Captain America

History in Competition: Returning Champion (Runner up: Howard Stark … there wasn’t much of a fight)

Special Skills: Sometimes he remembers his own name and stuff.

Strategy: Please.

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16 4 / 2014

fuckyeahstargate:

Stargate Sand Sculpture

fuckyeahstargate:

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