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ahahhahaahahah god. the landlord let himself into my apartment once at 8:30 on a Saturday morning. Guess who sleeps late on the weekend and prefers to sleep au naturel? Were I a gun owner, that would have been bad.

Ugh, landlords should be required to give advanced notice. For their own safety, if nothing else.

Filed under reasons I do not own a gun.

I was woken up from a migraine by the maintenance guy calling from downstairs. From inside my house. On a day not scheduled for maintenance. Waking up in pain and disoriented with a strange dude in your house? I probably would have shot him. I had to tell him to get the hell out TWICE.

bingbag:

A bit about wheelchairs, Disney, and how incredibly inconsiderate people are:

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I didn’t mind pushing you around. (Hmm, that sounds like I was being mean.) It helps if you think of it as an extended booty and arm workout. I didn’t really get tired til we were leaving Magic Kingdom at night, because it was raining and my delicate flower hands kept slipping on the handles. I was 100% done with the people though. HOW DO YOU AIM RIGHT FOR US? Next time, I am outfitting the wheelchair with a memory foam seat (and handles) and water guns.

Um, also those people at Epcot might have been getting looks right back. I have been told my bitch face is impressive.